Dildo And Dick War (Indonesian)

Suatu hari setelah seorang pria bercinta dengan seorang wanita, mereka kemudian tidur. Waktu mereka sedang tidur, sebuah Dildo datang menghampirin Dick si pria.

“Hei Dick, apa kamu ga cape tuh nenteng dua testicle yang berat?” ejek Dildo.

“Tidak, aku menenteng mereka supaya mereka bisa memberikan kenikmatan tambahan pada tuanku ketika wanita menyentuh mereka,” Dick membalas dengan tenang.

Dildo tidak mau kalah dalam argumen bahwa dia lebih baik dari Dick.

“Tapi kamu menjadi lemah dan lembut setelah beberapa kali sex, tidak seperti aku, aku selalu kuat dan keras setiap saat,” tambah Dildo.

“Iya aku tau itu, tapi itu kenapa Tuhan menciptakan aku. Untuk membatasi jumlah sex yang bisa dilakukan tuanku. Terlalu banyak sex bisa membahayakan tubuh tuanku,” jelas Dick dengan pintar.

Agak sedikit jengkel, Dildo berargumen,”wanita bisa memakai aku untuk mendapat kepuasan sex, dan mereka bahkan tidak memerlukanmu.”

“Itu benar; banyak wanita menggunakanmu, tapi apa yang memberi kepuasan sex sepenuhnya adalah jika ada CINTA, dan kamu tidak bisa memberikan CINTA pada wanita.”

Tidak punya kata-kata lagi dan merasa sangat jengkel, Dildo pergi.

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Author: Anfransen Wijaya

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Dildo And Dick War (English)

One day after a man had sex with one woman, they then went to sleep. During their sleep a Dildo visited the man’s Dick.

“Hey Dick, aren’t you tired of carrying two heavy testicles?” mocked Dildo.

“Nah, I carried them so that it can give extra pleasure to my master when women touched them,” replied Dick calmly.

Dildo didn’t want to lose with the argument that he is better than Dick.

“But you get weak and soft after a few times of sex, unlike me, I am strong and hard all the time,” Dildo added.

“Yeah I know that, but that is what God created me for. It is to limit the number of sex can be done by my master. Too much sex can harm my master’s body,” explained Dick smartly.

Getting a bit irritated the Dildo argued, “Women can use me to get sexual pleasure, and they don’t even need you!”

“That’s true; many women use you, but what gives the utmost pleasure of sex is if there is LOVE, and you can’t give LOVE to women.”

Having nothing to say and felt very irritated Dildo walked away.

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Author: Anfransen Wijaya
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