Showing posts with label English Short Story. Show all posts
Showing posts with label English Short Story. Show all posts

Friday, June 21, 2013

Worms And A Caterpillar Story (English)



Seven worms had just finished their breakfast on a big tree near a river. They were about to leave the tree went back to their house. Their mother was walking happily in front of them.

“Come on, kids. Let’s go home,” said Mama Worm.

On their way home, a cricket shouted after them, “Good Heavens! Your last child is terribly ugly!!”

“Ugly?” asked mama worm. Then she looked at the last child. She was not the same as her sisters.

“Hey, ugly!” shouted Mama Worm. “You are not my child. Go away!”

The little worm bent her head down and walked away. She was very sad. When she came near to lake, she looked down into the water and saw her face.

“Oh, look at me. I am so ugly, indeed,” she cried.

Suddenly, the little worm heard a voice.

“You are not ugly. No one is ugly,” said the voice.

The worm looked around. Then she saw a big caterpillar and her children which all look the same as her.

“Thank God, I find you, my child. I have been looking for you everywhere. Listen to me, my child. People may call you ugly,” says Mother of Caterpillar, “But for me, you are the most beautiful child”

“Can you see those beautiful butterflies?” asked Mother of Caterpillar.

“Yes, I can,” answered the little worm.

“One day, dear, you will turn into a beautiful butterfly, just like one of those,” explained Mother of Caterpillar











The small worm finally knew that she was a caterpillar and was so delighted to know that.

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Author: Unknown

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Dildo And Dick War (English)



One day after a man had sex with one woman, they then went to sleep. During their sleep a Dildo visited the man’s Dick.

“Hey Dick, aren’t you tired of carrying two heavy testicles?” mocked Dildo.

“Nah, I carried them so that it can give extra pleasure to my master when women touched them,” replied Dick calmly.

Dildo didn’t want to lose with the argument that he is better than Dick.

“But you get weak and soft after a few times of sex, unlike me, I am strong and hard all the time,” Dildo added.

“Yeah I know that, but that is what God created me for. It is to limit the number of sex can be done by my master. Too much sex can harm my master’s body,” explained Dick smartly.

Getting a bit irritated the Dildo argued, “Women can use me to get sexual pleasure, and they don’t even need you!”

“That’s true; many women use you, but what gives the utmost pleasure of sex is if there is LOVE, and you can’t give LOVE to women.”

Having nothing to say and felt very irritated Dildo walked away.

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Author: Anfransen Wijaya
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Thursday, June 20, 2013

The Smartest Creature (English)



Once upon a time, there was a farmer from Laos. Every morning and every evening, he ploughed his field with his buffalo.

One day, a tiger saw the farmer and his buffalo working in the field. The tiger was very surprised to see a big creature listening to a small creature. The tiger wanted to know more about the big and the small creatures.

After the man went home, the tiger spoke to the buffalo, “you are so big and strong. Why do you do everything the man tells you?” The buffalo answered, “oh, the man is very intelligent”.

The tiger asked; “can you tell me how intelligent he is?”

“No, I can’t tell you”, said the buffalo; “but you can ask him”

So the next day the tiger asked to the man, “Can I see your intelligence?”

But the man answered, “It is at home. “

“Can you go and get it?” asked the tiger.

“Yes” said the man; “but I am afraid you will kill my buffalo when I am gone. Can I tie you to a tree?”























After the man tied the tiger to the tree, he didn’t go home to get his intelligence. He took his plough and hit the tiger. Then he said, “Now you know about my intelligence even you haven’t seen it.”

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Author: Unknown


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A Wolf & A Goat Story (English)

 










A wolf saw a goat grazing at the edge of a high cliff. The wolf touched his lips at the thought of at fine goat dinner.

“My dear friend,” said the wolf in his sweetest voice, “aren’t you afraid you will fall down from that cliff?  Come down here and graze on this fine grass beside me on safe, level ground.”

“No, thank you,” said the goat.

“Well then,” said the wolf, “aren’t you cold up there in the wind? You would be warmer grazing down here beside me in this sheltered area.”

“No, thank you,” said the goat.

“But the grass tastes better down here!” said the exasperated wolf, “Why dine alone?”

“My dear wolf,” the goat finally said, “are you quite sure that it is my dinner you are worrying about and not your own?”



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Author : Unknown

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