Dildo And Dick War (English)

One day after a man had sex with one woman, they then went to sleep. During their sleep a Dildo visited the man’s Dick.

“Hey Dick, aren’t you tired of carrying two heavy testicles?” mocked Dildo.

“Nah, I carried them so that it can give extra pleasure to my master when women touched them,” replied Dick calmly.

Dildo didn’t want to lose with the argument that he is better than Dick.

“But you get weak and soft after a few times of sex, unlike me, I am strong and hard all the time,” Dildo added.

“Yeah I know that, but that is what God created me for. It is to limit the number of sex can be done by my master. Too much sex can harm my master’s body,” explained Dick smartly.

Getting a bit irritated the Dildo argued, “Women can use me to get sexual pleasure, and they don’t even need you!”

“That’s true; many women use you, but what gives the utmost pleasure of sex is if there is LOVE, and you can’t give LOVE to women.”

Having nothing to say and felt very irritated Dildo walked away.

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Author: Anfransen Wijaya
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The Smartest Creature (Indonesian)

Pada suatu ketika, ada seorang petan dari Laos. Setiap pagi dan malam dia membajak sawahnya dengan kerbaunya.

Suatu hari, seekor harimau melihat petani dan kerbaunya bekerja di sawah. Sang harimau sangat terkejut melihat makhluk besar itu menuruti perintah makhluk kecil. Harimau ingin tahu lebih tentang makhluk besar dan kecil itu.

Setelah petani itu pulang, harimau itu bertanya kepada si kerbau, “kamu begitu besar dan kuat. Kenapa kamu melakukan semua yang orang itu perintahkan kamu?” Si kerbau menjawab ,”oh, orang itu sangatlah pintar.”

Harimau itu bertanya,”bisakah kamu memberitahuku betapa pintar orang itu?”

“Tidak, aku tidak bisa memberitahumu,”kata si kerbau, “tapi kamu bisa bertanya padanya.”

Jadi keesokan harinya sang harimau bertanya kepada petani, “Bisakah aku melihat kepintaranmu?”

Tetapi sang petani menjawab, “kepintaranku ada di rumah”.

“Bisakah kamu pergi dan mengambilnya?” pinta si harimau.

“Bisa,”jawab si petani, “tapi aku takut kamu akan memakan kerbauku ketika aku sedang tidak ada. Bisakah aku mengikatmu di pohon?”

Setelah si petani mengikat si harimau di pohon, dia tidak pergi ke rumah untuk mengambil kepintarannya. Dia mengambil cangkul dan memukul si harimau. Kemudian dia berkata,”Sekarang kamu tahu kepintaranku meskipun kamu belum melihatnya!”

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Author: Unknown

Translated by: Anfransen Wijaya

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The Smartest Creature (English)

Once upon a time, there was a farmer from Laos. Every morning and every evening, he ploughed his field with his buffalo.

One day, a tiger saw the farmer and his buffalo working in the field. The tiger was very surprised to see a big creature listening to a small creature. The tiger wanted to know more about the big and the small creatures.

After the man went home, the tiger spoke to the buffalo, “you are so big and strong. Why do you do everything the man tells you?” The buffalo answered, “oh, the man is very intelligent”.

The tiger asked; “can you tell me how intelligent he is?”

“No, I can’t tell you”, said the buffalo; “but you can ask him”

So the next day the tiger asked to the man, “Can I see your intelligence?”

But the man answered, “It is at home. “

“Can you go and get it?” asked the tiger.

“Yes” said the man; “but I am afraid you will kill my buffalo when I am gone. Can I tie you to a tree?”

After the man tied the tiger to the tree, he didn’t go home to get his intelligence. He took his plough and hit the tiger. Then he said, “Now you know about my intelligence even you haven’t seen it.”

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Author: Unknown

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A Wolf & A Goat Story (Indonesian)

Seekor serigala melihat seekor kambing sedang merumput di tepi tebing tinggi yang curam.

Serigala itu menyentuh bibirnya dengan pikiran seekor kambing yang mantap untuk makan malam.

“Wahai temanku,”kata serigala itu dengan suara termanisnya, “apakah kamu tidak takut jatuh dari tebing itu? Turunlah ke sini dan merumput di rumput-rumput yang nikmat di sebelahku pada permukaan yang rata dan aman.

“Tidak, terima kasih,”kata si kambing.

“Baiklah,”kata serigala, “apakah kamu tidak dingin diatas sana karena angin? Kamu akan merasa lebih hangat merumput di bawah sini di sebelah ku di area yang teduh.”

“Tidak, terima kasih,”kata kambing.

“Tapi rasa rumputnya lebih baik di bawah sini,”kata serigala yang jengkel, “kenapa makan sendirian?”

“Serigala yang terhormat,”si kambing akhirnya berkata ,”apakah kamu cukup yakin bahwa yang kamu khawatirkan adalah makanan ku dan bukan makananmu?”

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Author: Unknown

Translated by: Anfransen Wijaya
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A Wolf & A Goat Story (English)

 










A wolf saw a goat grazing at the edge of a high cliff. The wolf touched his lips at the thought of at fine goat dinner.

“My dear friend,” said the wolf in his sweetest voice, “aren’t you afraid you will fall down from that cliff?  Come down here and graze on this fine grass beside me on safe, level ground.”

“No, thank you,” said the goat.

“Well then,” said the wolf, “aren’t you cold up there in the wind? You would be warmer grazing down here beside me in this sheltered area.”

“No, thank you,” said the goat.

“But the grass tastes better down here!” said the exasperated wolf, “Why dine alone?”

“My dear wolf,” the goat finally said, “are you quite sure that it is my dinner you are worrying about and not your own?”

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Author : Unknown

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